FFXIV 3.1 Patch Notes(Leaked)

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Game: Final Fantasy XIV

Time: 2015-08-17 05:50:31

In order to streamline the Duty Finder interface, selecting any Duty Roulette will now place you in a queue for The Tam-Tara Deepcroft.
Ceremonies of Eternal Bonding can no longer take place between male and female player characters.
Astrologian’s Bole, Balance, Arrow, Spear, Spire and Ewer cards have been replaced by an UNO deck, for long Duty Finder queue times.
Lalafell player characters have had their bedtimes extended from 8:00p.m. to 8:30p.m.
Due to widespread reports of Arcanists having fun, Deathflare has been replaced by Bio III.
Machinist weaponskill sound effects have been replaced with samples of lead developer Yoshida going “pew pew” into a microphone.
Monk’s chakra abilities can now be used as cross-class skills by Ninjas, but only when wearing a special orange jumpsuit.
In response to complaints about distracting visual effects on the new Dark Knight class, Dark Knight skills will now cause a BSoD for other nearby players on use.
Bard has been temporarily removed from the game. Keep an eye out this Fall for Final Fantasy XIV: Dancing All Night.
Glamours have been removed from the game. You can all thank the guy in the mankini.